Pet Quotes And Sayings

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“Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.”
– Mason Cooley

“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent.”
– Milan Kundera

“The dog is the god of frolic.”
– Henry Ward Beecher

“What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.”
– Rodney Dangerfield

“I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady.”
– Juliette Lewis

“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”
– Ann Landers

“If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.”
– Alfred North Whitehead

“I’ve got a new invention. It’s a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.”
– Lefty Gomez

“Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.”
– Oliver Herford

“Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.”
– Max Eastman

“A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden.”
– Robert Southey

“Never wear anything that panics the cat.”
– P. J. O’Rourke

“The smallest feline is a masterpiece.”
– Leonardo da Vinci

“If cats were double the size they are now, they’d probably be illegal.”
– Doug Coupland

“Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.”
– Martha Scott

“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.”
– Bern Williams

“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.”
– Fran Lebowitz

“I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.”
– Bill Dana

“People who keep dogs are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves.”
– August Strindberg

“There’s a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.”
– Dick Dale

“Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.”
– Joseph Wood Krutch

“Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet.”
– Pam Brown

“It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.”
– Agnes Repplier

“I’ve always been mad about cats.”
– Vivien Leigh

“I live alone, with cats, books, pictures, fresh vegetables to cook, the garden, the hens to feed.”
– Jeanette Winterson

“No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.”
– Kin Hubbard

“We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, it’s cheaper, and you get more feet.”
– Rita Rudner

“Cats don’t like change without their consent.”
– Roger Caras

“I was a dog in a past life. Really. I’ll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.”
– William H. Macy

“The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.”
– Bob Hope

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