Pet Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It’s in the apartment somewhere.”
– Steven Wright

“Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.”
– Chuck Palahniuk

“My pet peeve and my goal in life is to somehow get an adjective for ‘integrity‘ in the dictionary. ‘Truthful’ doesn’t really cover it, or ‘genuine.’ It should be like ‘integritus.’”
– Rashida Jones

“I really liked the snake that breaks out of the cage in the beginning of the movie. I saw it in real life, and it was really cool. Really big and fat. The owls are cool as well, but you can’t really pet them.”
– Tom Felton

“It’s a little known fact that one in three family pets gets lost during its lifetime, and approximately 9 million pets enter shelters each year. That’s why it’s a wonderful thing to get your pet microchipped and registered with your contact information because then they can be located and the owners can track where their pets are.”
– Betty White

“Every time I decide I want a child I get another pet. I have 3 dogs, 13 birds and 3 horses, what does that tell you?”
– Alyssa Milano

“A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.”
– Moliere

“We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act… about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat.”
– Theresa May

“I’m scared to death of being poor. It’s like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It’s my pet paranoia.”
– Cher

“When you want a break from dogs, and you take them to the kennel to the stars, no one thinks you’re a bad pet owner. But when you have kids, you can’t drop them off for three weeks without someone calling Child Protective Services!”
– Gabrielle Union

“There’s kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don’t pet her for 10 minutes she’ll bother you for six hours.”
– Scott Adams

“Our pets rely on us entirely for their nutrition. So if you’re making your own judgments, that could lead to a mistake. At the same time, we have more control over our pet’s diet than we do with our children or with ourselves, so your vet can tell you what is appropriate for your dog and you can assign them that.”
– Alison Sweeney

“Humans should always exercise and watch what they eat. So with your pet, make sure they get enough exercise, make sure they’re getting fed at the same time every day and getting the nutrition they need. And make sure they get a lot of love and attention you both need. That’s why you have them!”
– Alison Sweeney

“One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don’t realize there’s a lot of craft behind the comedy.”
– Al Yankovic

“Vinyl is the real deal. I’ve always felt like, until you buy the vinyl record, you don’t really own the album. And it’s not just me or a little pet thing or some kind of retro romantic thing from the past. It is still alive.”
– Jack White

“We created a line of pet food called Nutrish that’s made to human standards, and 100 percent of the proceeds go to animal rescue. One of our top-tier donors is the ASPCA, and they help us challenge animal shelters all across the country to get more animals placed in homes.”
– Rachael Ray

“I used to have this little mouse. I buy birds from the pet store and I let them go.”
– Ziggy Marley

“I have the same pet peeve as Anderson Cooper, which is bare feet in public. I hate it. It so grosses me out, especially in New York. Oh my God, New York in the summer with people and their feet in their sandals and their flip-flops, like get it away!”
– Busy Philipps

“Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.”
– Hal Sparks

“I brought a Border Collie back home to Vancouver from Wales – where some of my ancestors are from – and needed to challenge him in other ways than just being my pet. So I investigated sheep herding and took a few lessons, and decided I was probably learning more than my dog!”
– Jane Siberry

“It doesn’t work if the bad guys kill his mother’s uncle’s friend‘s neighbor’s pet dog. You’ve got to make the stakes high.”
– Steven Seagal

“Packing is my pet hate.”
– Seal

“Environmentalists hate sprawl – except when it comes to the size of their expansive pet legislation on Capitol Hill.”
– Michelle Malkin

“I’m not about to go out and buy a snake for a pet. I mean, I may have faced a few fears but I’m not insane.”
– Kristin Davis

“I’d say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they’re meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.”
– Karl Pilkington

“I love animals and feel very strongly that people should not be allowed to buy a pet if they are not able to look after it.”
– Kirsty Gallacher

“My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!”
– Emily VanCamp

“My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.”
– Billy Connolly

“I’ve been lucky. I’ve made films that I really like. It’s been a combination of what comes to me and what I choose. I’ve gone after lots of things that I didn’t get, pet projects that everybody ends up chasing after. Really, you’re lucky if you get anything.”
– Hope Davis

“I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldn’t get a second date.”
– Zachary Levi

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