Redneck Sayings And Quotes

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“He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.”
– Redneck Saying

“He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.”
– Redneck Saying

“He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.”
– Redneck Saying

“He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees!”
– Redneck Saying

“He was drunker than Cooter Brown on the 4th of July.”
– Redneck Saying

“He who laughs last probably doesn’t understand the joke.”
– Redneck Saying

“He’s as nellie as pink ink.”
– Redneck Saying

“He’s ridin’ a gravy train on biscuit wheels.”
– Redneck Saying

“He’s so stupid, he couldn’t find his ass with both hands.”
– Redneck Saying

“He’d gripe with a ham under each arm.”
– Redneck Saying

“He’s about as handy as a back pocket on a shirt.”
– Redneck Saying

“He’s about as useful as a pogo stick in quicksand.”
– Redneck Saying

“He’s busier than a one-legged man at a butt kickin’ contest.”
– Redneck Saying

“He’s so dumb; he could throw himself on the ground and miss.”
– Redneck Saying

“He’s so rich; he buys a new boat each time one gets wet.”
– Redneck Saying

“Heavier than a dead preacher.”
– Redneck Saying

“Her ass looks like a couple of squirrels fightin’ over an acorn in a gunny sack.”
– Redneck Saying

“Her ass was so big, it looked like two Buicks fighting for a parking place.”
– Redneck Saying

“His pants were so tight if he’d a farted it’d blow his boots off.”
– Redneck Saying

“Hornier than a two peckered billy goat.”
– Redneck Saying

“I am as nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs.”
– Redneck Saying

“I think he’s one fry short of a Happy Meal.”
– Redneck Saying

“I think that boy’s about two sandwiches shy of a picnic.”
– Redneck Saying

“I’d rather jump barefoot off a -foot step ladder into a gallon bucket full of porcupines than…”
– Redneck Saying

“I’m hangin’ in there like loose teeth.”
– Redneck Saying

“I’m happier than a punk in a pickle patch.”
– Redneck Saying

“I’m mad enough to drown puppies.”
– Redneck Saying

“I’m so hungry, every time I swallow my asshole says thank you.”
– Redneck Saying

“I’m so hungry, I’d eat the balls off a low flying duck!”
– Redneck Saying

“I’m so mad I could spit!”
– Redneck Saying

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