Redneck Sayings And Quotes

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“I’m so poor if I stepped on a worn out dime I’d bet you a nickle I could tell you whether it’s heads or tails.”
– Redneck Saying

“I’m as confused as a blind lesbian in fish market…..”
– Redneck Saying

“I’m happier than a tornado in a trailer park.”
– Redneck Saying

“I’m having more fun than a tornado in a trailer park.”
– Redneck Saying

“If a frog had wings he wouldn’t bump his butt when he hops.”
– Redneck Saying

“If brains were leather, he wouldn’t have enough to saddle a June bug.”
– Redneck Saying

“If duct tape don’t fix’r then you’re not using enough duct tape.”
– Redneck Saying

“If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!”
– Redneck Saying

“If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.”
– Redneck Saying

“If I had swing like that I would ride it every night.”
– Redneck Saying

“If rabbits’ feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?”
– Redneck Saying

“If stupid could fly, you’d be a jet.”
– Redneck Saying

“If the Lord had meant us to fly, He would have given us aluminum skin.”
– Redneck Saying

“If you don’t use your head, you might as well have two asses.”
– Redneck Saying

“I’m fittin to shut out the lights”
– Redneck Saying

“It’s cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.”
– Redneck Saying

“It’s colder than a mother-in-law’s love.”
– Redneck Saying

“It’s Hotter n’ hell’s basement on the day of reckonin’.”
– Redneck Saying

“It’s hotter than a billygoat with a blowtorch.”
– Redneck Saying

“It’s hotter than the hinges of hell.”
– Redneck Saying

“It’s hotter than two hamsters fucking in a wool sock in the summer time.”
– Redneck Saying

“It’s colder than a mother-in-law’s love.”
– Redneck Saying

“It’s drier than a popcorn fart.”
– Redneck Saying

“Let’s make like a turd and hit the trail.”
– Redneck Saying

“Like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree.”
– Redneck Saying

“Madder than a bobcat caught in a piss fire.”
– Redneck Saying

“Madder than a one legged woman at the ihop.”
– Redneck Saying

“Madder than a pack of wild dogs on a three legged cat.”
– Redneck Saying

“Nuttier than a port-a-potty at a peanut festival.”
– Redneck Saying

“She has more chins than a Chinese phone book.”
– Redneck Saying

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