Relationship Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.”
– J.K. Rowling

“He could totally be your boyfriend,” [Angel] went on with annoying persistence. “You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog.”
– James Patterson

“They lay silently. She was staring at something across the room. She was making him feel uncomfortable. ‘It wouldn’t work. It’s the attraction of opposites,’ he said.
– James Salter

“Men are jealous of every woman, even when they don’t have the slightest interest in her themselves.”
– Jan Neruda

“Seldom, very seldom, does complete truth belong to any human disclosure; seldom can it happen that something is not a little disguised or a little mistaken.”
– Jane Austen

“How’s my mom? My mother’s well, like a painting—a Motherwell.?”
– Jarod Kintz

“I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.”
– Jarod Kintz

“I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don’t want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That’s why I’m constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.”
– Jarod Kintz

“I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I’d happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin.”
– Jarod Kintz

“I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy.”
– Jarod Kintz

“I think the key indicator for wealth is not good grades, work ethic, or IQ. I believe it’s relationships. Ask yourself two questions: How many people do I know, and how much ransom money could I get for each one?”
– Jarod Kintz

“I used to date the lead singer of The Cranberries, but she cheated on me. Turns out she had some turkey on the side.”
– Jarod Kintz

“I want a 100% kind of relationship, and I’m willing to give it 50%.?”
– Jarod Kintz

“I want to go to Martha’s Vineyard. I have an aunt named Martha. And an uncle by that name. Neither one is related to me. ?”
– Jarod Kintz

“I want to grow a flower for every time someone tells me “F*** you.” Then I’ll go back to that person and pin the flower on their lapel in a gesture of friendship. And while they are looking down on it in astonishment, I’ll bunch up my knuckles and punch them in the face.”
– Jarod Kintz

“I’m older now than my dad was when he was my age. Wait, that’s not right. That’s not my dad at all, that’s just some stranger hanging around in my memory.?”
– Jarod Kintz

“I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears.”
– Jarod Kintz

“I’ve often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess the best answer is it’s the one right after the next to the last one.”
– Jarod Kintz

“Love is like a door knob that I’ve mistaken for a shower handle, and I’m trying to turn up the heat on our relationship, but the handle won’t turn and I’ve got shampoo in my eyes and my wetsuit is dry and I started crying just as the zookeeper asked me to leave. ?”
– Jarod Kintz

“More people are leaving TV behind to read my books than ever before. In the last year alone I gained over two readers (three, to be exact). So I’d like to take a moment and say thanks mom, dad, and kidnap victim I keep chained in the basement. ?”
– Jarod Kintz

“My grandpa died yesterday. I ought to know, because I shot him. So come, join me in the fight against patricide by killing your father’s father.?”
– Jarod Kintz

“You know what I like most about people? Pets.?”
– Jarod Kintz

“What a relationship looks like on the outside isn’t the same as what it’s like on the inside. You can be more in love with someone in your mind than with the person you see every day.”
– Jean Kwok

“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.”
– Jess C. Scott

“A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement”
– Jess C. Scott

“I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?”
– Jess C. Scott

“I suppose it’s not a social norm, and not a manly thing to do — to feel, discuss feelings. So that’s what I’m giving the finger to. Social norms and stuff…what good are social norms, really? I think all they do is project a limited and harmful image of people. It thus impedes a broader social acceptance of what someone, or a group of people, might actually be like.”
– Jess C. Scott

“Last night I was seriously considering whether I was a bisexual or not but I don’t think so though I’m not sure if I’d like to be and argh I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that, if you like a person, you like the person, not their genitals.”
– Jess C. Scott

“Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay.”
– Jess C. Scott

“My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism.”
– Jess C. Scott

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