Retirement Verses And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“Retirement is when the living is easy and the payments are hard.”
– Unknown

“Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.”
– Unknown

“Retirement: The time in your life when time is no longer money.”
– Unknown

“The worst thing about retirement is having to drink coffee on your own time.”
– Unknown

“The key to a happy retirement is to have enough money to live on, but not enough to worry about.”
– Unknown

“Retirement is waking up in the morning with nothing to do and by bedtime having done only half of it.”
– Unknown

“As one chapter ends
Another begins for you
Enjoy all the things
You’ve been looking forward to

A very happy retirement to you”
– Unknown

“Retirement
You earned it
Now enjoy it”
– Unknown

“You no longer have to punch a time clock
You can now do
what you want
when you want
anytime you want.”
– Unknown

“As a retiree your greatest frustration will be not being able to complete all the things you had planned to do that don’t need to get done in the first place.”
– Unknown

“Retirement is waking up in the morning with nothing to do and by bedtime having done only half of it.”
– Unknown

“Congratulations
On your well deserved retirement
And we wish you happiness in the years ahead”
– Unknown

“You’re retired
Goodbye tension,
Hello pension!”
– Unknown

“Stay busy in retirement. It’s no problem if you have to cancel your golf games to go play in tennis tournaments.”
– Unknown

“n the words of the Bard
Parting is such sweet sorrow
That we shall say goodbye, good luck
Today and beyond the morrow
For morrow, thou shalt be retired
In most deserved repose
No more vexed reports and tests
And no more…
… chalk dust up thy nose

An abundance of the very best in thy future
Verily, forsooth”
– Unknown

“When you reach retirement, think and act as if you were still working; when you’re still working, think and act a bit as if you were already retired.”
– Unknown

“One of the problems of retirement is that it gives you more time to read about the problems of retirement.”
– Unknown

“Retirement can be a great joy if you can figure out how to spend time without spending money.”
– Unknown

“Retirement means doing whatever you want to do. It means choice.”
– Unknown

“When some people retire, it’s going to be mighty hard to tell the difference.”
– Unknown

“Retirement is wonderful if you have two essentials — much to live on and much to live for.”
– Unknown

“Sixty-five is the age when one acquires sufficient experience to lose one’s job.”
– Unknown

“Before deciding to retire from your job, stay home a week and watch daytime television.”
– Unknown

“I’m retired — I’m not dead!”
– Unknown

“On your retirement, my darling
You truly deserve the rest.
As hunters and gatherers go-
You’ve been one of the very best.
You’ve worked hard to support our family.
We’ve never gone without
And that’s all been down to you.
Of that we have no doubt.
You’ve balanced work and home life
Pretty well I have to say.
You provided for us a good life
with your efforts everyday.
But now, my love the time has come
for you to have some fun.
So put your feet up and enjoy
Your Retirement’s begun.”
– Unknown

“As you leave us on this day
We had to find some words to say
So we thought and thought and decided thus
You deserved the best, you deserved a fuss.
So thank you so much for all your years
Working hard, blood, sweat and tears.
We know you’ve given us your best
and we know we’ve put you to the test.
Not only a colleague, but a very dear friend
We hope this isn’t going to be the end.
You be sorely missed of that there’s no doubt
There was so much you were knowledgeable about.
You’ve done your quota, you’ve played it well.
Now comes the time to say farewell.
You must not cry or protest too loud
You can’t come back it’s not allowed!
You’re now forced the discontent
Of living out your RETIREMENT.”
– Unknown

“This not going to work lark
At first is rather strange
So it’s my job to help you adjust
So some fun I will arrange.
I thought about some bowling
or taking up golf again.
But trust me, you want to find something -
something to keep you sane!”
– Unknown

“Can’t believe you are old enough!
For retirement from this place.
You haven’t got enough worry lines
Mapped all over your face! ”
– Unknown

“You are doing well
I have to say
Not grinning too much
On your retirement day.”
– Unknown

“Retirement is a time
For making the most of being alive
For you to live some dreams out
When a new lease of life can thrive
A time to do all those things
That you always wanted to
Retirement is a special time
A time long overdue.”
– Unknown

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