Sex Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

Here is a collection of sex sayings and sayings from various authors, celebrities, famous persons, and other sources compiled by allinspiration.com for you to read and enjoy.

“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.”
– Abraham Lincoln

“An intellectual is a person who’s found one thing that’s more interesting than sex.”
– Aldous Huxley

“Chastity:  The most unnatural of the sexual perversions.”
– Aldous Huxley

“Nothing risqué, nothing gained.”
– Alexander Woollcott

“Lust will curdle like milk if you don’t keep using it up.”
– Anonymous Voyeur

“Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.”
– Arthur C. Clarke

“I’m glad I’m not bisexual. I couldn’t stand being rejected by men as well as women.”
– Bernard Manning

“To know the difference between erotica and pornography you must first know the difference between naked and nude.”
– Bernard Poulin

“Sex is God‘s joke on human beings.”
– Bette Davis

“If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?”
– Bette Midler

“Conservatives say teaching sex education in the public schools will promote promiscuity.  With our education system?  If we promote promiscuity the same way we promote math or science, they’ve got nothing to worry about.”
– Beverly Mickins

“There’s nothing better than good sex.  But bad sex?  A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.”
– Billy Joel

“Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.”
– Bob Hope

“My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.”
– Bob Hope

“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less.”
– Brendan Francis

“Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things:  One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell.  The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.”
– Butch Hancock

“Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.”
– Camille Paglia

“To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent.  She can’t wait to disprove it.”
– Cary Grant

“Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player.  It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.”
– Casey Stengel

“Sex is interesting, but it’s not totally important.  I mean it’s not even as important (physically) as excretion.  A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.”
– Charles Bukowski

“It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.”
– Chinese Proverb

“Nature abhors a virgin – a frozen asset.”
– Clare Boothe Luce

“Those who have prophesied dreadful consequences as a result of the greater sexual freedom which the young assert – unwanted babies, venereal disease and so on – are usually the very same people who seek the fulfillment of their prophecies by opposing the free availability to the young of contraception and the removal of the stigma and mystification that surround venereal disease.”
– Colin Ward

“Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it.”
– D.H. Lawrence

“The tragedy is when you’ve got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs.”
– D.H. Lawrence

“Sex is the great amateur art.  The professional, male or female, is frowned on:  he or she misses the point, and spoils the show.”
– David Cort

“Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around.”
– David Lodge

“To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. 
– Don Schrader

“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.”
– Drew Carey

“I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.”
– Dudley Moore

“My message to businessmen of this country when they go abroad on business is that there is one thing above all they can take with them to stop them catching AIDS, and that is the wife.”
– Edwina Currie

“It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance.”
– Elizabeth Taylor

“There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex.  People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.”
– Elton John

“I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.”
– Elton John

“Sperm is a bandit in its pure state.”
– Emil Cioran

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