Silly Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“If you can’t convince them, confuse them.”
– Harry S. Truman

“The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.”
– Henry Louis Mencken

“Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.”
– Hubert Humphrey

“Man, of all the animals, is probably the only one to regard himself as a great delicacy.”
– Jacques Cousteau

“My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.”
– Jay London

“Those who cannot remember the past will spend a lot of time looking for their cars in mall parking lots.”
– Jay Trachman

“The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.”
– Jerry M. Wright

“There’s a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.”
– John Erskine

“I’m gonna live forever, or die trying. ”
– Joseph Heller

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”
– Josh Billings

“Committee – a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.”
– M. Berle

“She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.”
– Mae West

“By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man’s, I mean. ”
– Mark Twain

“There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.”
– Mark Twain

“By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man’s, I mean.”
– Mark Twain

“A man that is ashamed of passions that are natural and reasonable is generally proud of those that are shameful and silly.”
– Mary Wortley

“Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.”
– Maryon Pearson

“I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.”
– Mitch Hedberg

“The bravest thing that men do is love women. ”
– Mort Sahl

“I believe there would be many people alive today if there were a death penalty. ”
– Nancy Reagan

“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.”
– Phyllis Diller

“If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.”
– Quentin Crisp

“Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.”
– Ronald Reagan

“Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right – instantly.”
– Sam Slick

“No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you. ”
– Sholom Aleichem

“A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.”
– Silly Saying

“A clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory.”
– Silly Saying

“A computer without Windows is like a chocolate cake without mustard.”
– Silly Saying

“A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.”
– Steven Wright

“A coward is a hero with a wife, kids and a mortgage.”
– Silly Saying

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