Simpsons Quotes And Sayings

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“Elementary chaos theory shows that all robots must inevitably run amok.”

“And that little boy who no one liked grew up to be… Roy Cohn.”

“…Again? This stupid country.”

“In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the women, then you get the money.”

“Tramamampoline!”

“It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.”

“Yes! Crisertunity!”

“There’s bound to be a little splash-back.”

“Three simple words: I am gay.”

“Simpson, Homer Simpson/ He’s the greatest guy in history/ From the/ Town of Springfield/ He’s about to hit a chestnut tree.”

“Ahoy ahoy?”

“Lord Palmerston! …Pitt the Elder.”

“Are these idiots getting louder or dumber? …Louder, sir.”

“I really like the vest.”

“That’s the funniest anecdote that I’ve ever heard! Now, why don’t you tell one?”

“Well, we hit a slight snag when the universe collapsed in on itself.”

“Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!”

“What was I laughing about? Oh, yes. That crippled Irishman.”

“You’ll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?”

“She’s faking it.”

“My god! It’s like a party in my mouth and everyone’s invited.”

“I’m fired, aren’t I?”

“Don’t criticize the boat!”

“Disco Stu… likes disco.”

“Yes! In your face, space coyote! …Space coyote?”

“Worst… episode… ever.”

“Up and at them!”

“Aw! Look at that little baby axe!”

“Yeah, well, we saved your asses in World War III.”

“Because he gets results, you stupid chief!!!”

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