Simpsons Quotes And Sayings

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“There’s an adorable little boy here to see you sir. …Release the hounds.”

“Well, Homer. I earned your respect. And all I had to do was save your life. Now, if every other gay person could save your life, we’d be set.”

“Now they’ll never save your brain, Hitler!”

“This is a dog who gets biz-ay. Consistently and thoroughly. …So he’s proactive?”

“How ironic.”

“That does it! Go to your room!”

“There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess.”

“We need a name that’s witty at first, but that gets less funny each time you hear it.”

“In case you didn’t real-ize, I was being sarcastic.”

“Now, I don’t care, nothing’s going to stop me in the middle of this sente — LEMON TREE?!”

“Mr. Simpson, I don’t use the word ‘hero’ very often. But you, sir, are the greatest America hero who has ever lived.”

“You’ve crossed the line from regular villainy into cartoonish super-villainy.”

“I wish they wouldn’t scream.”

“Put it in ‘H’!”

“Sure, the Germans have made a few mistakes, but that’s why pencils have erasers!”

“C’est Troy bien!”

“Dig up, stupid!”

“It looks as though the fox has been caught by exactly the person who was trying to catch it.”

“The Lincoln Squirrel has been assassinated!”

“FOX turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn’t even notice.”

“Stop, stop! He’s already dead.”

“Truly, yours is a butt that will not quit.”

“Come, family. Let us all bathe in TV’s warm glowing glowy glow.”

“My boy is a box! Damn you! He’s a box!”

“You might say, there’s a little Uter in all of us.”

“No beer and no TV makes Homer go something something.”

“Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?!”

“Aw, there’s always a canal!”

“I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have stopped to get that haircut.”

“Keep watching the skis!”

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