Smoking Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“He grumbles incoherently, opens the window a fraction and continues to smoke away. It’s like every time Sidney Drake enters a new location he has to readjust the atmosphere, akin to one of those sci-fi shows where they oxygenate the planet, but for my dad it’s in a suffocating reverse. He replaces the clean wholesome air with a non-stop puff of toxic poison.”
– Tom Conrad

“He’d end up back in his room again, moodily smoking whatever he could get his hands on, the sole source of light in the room the faint radioactive glow coming from the commemorative chunk of Earth in its crystal cube, inscribed with the famous quote from the Administration. AT LEAST WE GOT THE TERRORISTS, it said.”
– Micheal Rubens

“She only maintains that it is possible, under some circumstances, for a lady to murder her husband; but that a woman who wears ankle-strap shoes and smokes on the street corner, though she may be a joy to all who know her and have devoted her life to charity, could never qualify as a lady.”
– Judith Martin

“…smoking is just a habit. ‘Tolstoy’, she said, mentioning someone I hadn’t met, ‘says that just as much pleasure can be got from twirling the fingers’. My impulse was to tell her Tolstoy was off his onion, but I choked down the heated words. For all I know, the man might be a bosom pal of hers and she might resent criticism of him, however justified.”
– P.G. Wodehouse

“I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since. ”
– Arturo Toscanini

“I thought I couldn’t afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: “Oh well,” and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. ”
– Benny Hill

“One thousand Americans stop smoking every day – by dying. ”
– Unknown

“There’s something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.”
– Harold Robbins

“Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.”
– Woody Allen

“Thank you for Not Smoking. Cigarette smoke is the residue of your pleasure. It contaminates the air, pollutes my hair and clothes, not to mention my lungs. This takes place without my consent. I have a pleasure, also. I like a beer now and then. The residue of my pleasure is urine. Would you be annoyed if I stood on a chair and pissed on your head and your clothes without your consent? ”
– Sign from Ken’s Magic Shop

“If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
– Douglas Adams

“It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.”
– Mark Twain

“If you must smoke, take your butt outside.”
– Unknown

“Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.”
– Irish Proverb

“Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.”
– George D. Prentice

“If an addict who has been completely cured starts smoking again he no longer experiences the discomfort of his first addiction. There exists, therefore, outside alkaloids and habit, a sense for opium, an intangible habit which lives on, despite the recasting of the organism. The dead drug leaves a ghost behind. At certain hours it haunts the house. ”
– Jean Cocteau

“The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson

“There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes. ”
– Katherine Whitehorn

“For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. ”
– Jay Leno

“Tobacco. Tumor causing, teeth staining, smelly, puking habit. ~Arizona Department of Health Services Tobacco Education and Prevention Program ad campaign, created ”

– Riester-Robb Advertising

“Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.”
– Unknown

“To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work. ”
– Mignon McLaughlin

“A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want? ”
– Oscar Wilde

“On CBS Radio the news of [Ed Murrow's] death, reportedly from lung cancer, was followed by a cigarette commercial.”
– Alexander Kendrick

“The best way to stop smoking is to just stop – no ifs, ands or butts.”
– Edith Zittler

“The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.”
– Kurt Vonnegut

“Thank heaven, I have given up smoking again!… God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the lungs are fine.”
– A.P. Herbert

“There’s a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have. ”
– Trey Parker

“I’d rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth.”
– Paul Carvel

“Smoking helps you lose weight – one lung at a time!”
– Alfred E. Neuman

Pages: 1 2 3 4 5

Follow this site