Smoking Quotes And Sayings

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“He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.”
– Edward George Bulwer Lytton

“In a gathering of two or more people, when a lighted cigarette is placed in an ashtray, the smoke will waft into the face of the non-smoker.”
– Unknown

“A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other.”
– Unknown

“Please don’t throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light. ”
– Unknown

“Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries.”
– Unknown

“Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.”
– Mignon McLaughlin

“Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.”
– Unknown

“I’m glad I don’t have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and put them in my mouth.”
– Mignon McLaughlin

“I want all hellions to quit puffing that hell fume in God‘s clean air.”
– Carrie Nation

“Of course it is perfectly easy to give up smoking. One would not like to think that one has become such a slave to tobacco that one cannot do without it — a drug which weakens the heart, damages the nerves, gives you cancer and catarrh and so on. Personally I have given up smoking repeatedly. I have just gone out without any cigarettes and when people have offered them to me I have just said quietly and firmly, “No thank you,” and lit my pipe. ”
– Punch 1934

“I’ve been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don’t feel safe breathing anything I can’t see! ”
– Dave Beard

“Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to choke a man, and fill him full of smoke and embers.”
– Ben Jonson

“Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs. ”
– Unknown

“Your clothes smell heavily of clothing. Your den is filled with low-hanging palls of fresh air. The only rattle in your car is the sound of toll change in the ashtray. The absence of telltale tobacco stains on your shirt collar tells the tale – you’ve licked the smoking habit. ”
– Robert Brault

“Tobacco, divine, rare superexcellent tobacco, which goes far beyond all panaceas, potable gold and philosopher’s stones, a sovereign remedy to all diseases.”
– Robert Burton

“The cigarette does the smoking – you’re just the sucker. ”
– Unknown

“It is quite a three-pipe problem.”

– Conan Doyle

“I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed — in a modified way — 4 smokes a day instead of 40. This will have a good effect. On the bank balance.”
– Mark Twain

“Watching the smoke dance out of a cigarette is like watching a girl dance out of her dress.”
– Terri Guillements

“They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they’d only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.”
– Mignon McLaughlin

“What a weird thing smoking is and I can’t stop it. I feel cosy, have a sense of well-being when I’m smoking, poisoning myself, killing myself slowly. Not so slowly maybe. I have all kinds of pains I don’t want to know about and I know that’s what they’re from. But when I don’t smoke I scarcely feel as if I’m living. I don’t feel as if I’m living unless I’m killing myself. ”
– Russell Hoban

“A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.”
– Rudyard Kipling

“Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.”
– Turkish Proverb

“Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it’s the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.”
– Florence King

“I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker…. but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.”
– Michelle Pfeiffer

“Forcing smoke down my lungs is pulmonary rape. It invades my body against my will, and it’s not fair. ”
– Patty Young

“To some, the cigarette is a portable therapist. ”
– Terri Guillements

“It is easy to quit; I have quit at least a hundred times.”
– Unknown

“The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.”
– Unknown

“My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.”
– Winston Churchill

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