Some Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes

by allinspiration.com

“Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn’t suit his taste! ”

“Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine’s Day!”

“Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending? Because they needed to be ad-dressed! ”

“Why didn’t Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer‘s heart? Because even Cupid can’t hit a target that small! ”

“Why didn’t Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer’s heart? Because even Cupid can’t hit a target that small! ”

“Why do valentines have hearts on them? Because spleens would look pretty gross! ”

“Why do valentines have hearts on them? Because spleens would look pretty gross! ”

“Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration? Because you can really party hearty!”

“Why should you send your sweetie a valentine? Because you always heart the one you love! ”

“Women are cursed, and men are the proof.”

“Women with pasts interest men… they hope history will repeat itself.”

“Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me. ”

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