Some Great Wedding Sayings And Verses

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“Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love.”
– Ellen Key

“When I get married, it’ll be no secret.”
– Elvis Presley

“On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.”
– Emma Goldman

“In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism. Each is familiar with that ancient child in the other who may erupt again. We are not ridiculous to ourselves. We are ageless. That is the luxury of the wedding ring.”
– Enid Bagnold

“For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it’s time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.”
– Erma Bombeck

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.”
– Erma Bombeck

“It’s not beauty but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband.”
– Euripides

“I don’t think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.”
– Frank Carson

“Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.”
– Franz Schubert

“It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.”
– Friedrich Nietzsche

“When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory.”
– Friedrich Nietzsche

“It takes patience to appreciate domestic bliss; volatile spirits prefer unhappiness.”
– George Santayana

“In a happy marriage it is the wife who provides the climate, the husband the landscape.”
– Gerald Brenan

“Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.”
– Gilbert K. Chesterton

“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?”
– Groucho Marx

“Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows – marriage does.”
– Groucho Marx

“Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.”
– H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.”
– H. L. Mencken

“Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.”
– H. L. Mencken

“Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.”
– H. L. Mencken

“A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.”
– Helen Rowland

“In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar – a practice which is still continued.”
– Helen Rowland

“It isn’t tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it’s separating himself from all the others.”
– Helen Rowland

“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”
– Henny Youngman

“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.”
– Henny Youngman

“She’s been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.”
– Henny Youngman

“Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles.”
– Henry Ward Beecher

“Marriage: A word which should be pronounced ‘mirage’.”
– Herbert Spencer

“Whoever, fleeing marriage and the sorrows that women cause, does not wish to wed comes to a deadly old age.”
– Hesiod

“There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.”
– Homer

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