Some Great Wedding Sayings And Verses

by allinspiration.com

“Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.”
– Rita Rudner

“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.”
– Rita Rudner

“It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.”
– Rodney Dangerfield

“I’ve had an exciting time; I married for love and got a little money along with it.”
– Rose Kennedy

“An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren’t.”
– Sacha Guitry

“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”
– Sacha Guitry

“If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.”
– Sam Levenson

“Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.”
– Samuel Johnson

“Marriage is the highest state of friendship. If happy, it lessens our cares by dividing them, at the same time that it doubles our pleasures by mutual participation.”
– Samuel Richardson

“By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”
– Socrates

“Marriage is not about age; it’s about finding the right person.”
– Sophia Bush

“Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.”
– St. Jerome

“I enjoy being single, but I loved being married.”
– Stephanie Mills

“Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.”
– Stephen Leacock

“Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.”
– Sydney J. Harris

“Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.”
– Sydney Smith

“Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she’s a householder.”
– Thornton Wilder

“Like everything which is not the involuntary result of fleeting emotion but the creation of time and will, any marriage, happy or unhappy, is infinitely more interesting than any romance, however passionate.”
– W. H. Auden

“A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn’t want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.”
– W. Somerset Maugham

“Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There’s always something.”
– Will Cuppy

“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.”
– Winston Churchill

“Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.”
– Woody Allen

“Marriage is a gamble, let’s be honest.”
– Yoko Ono

“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.”
– Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.”
– Zsa Zsa Gabor

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