Stupid Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

Here is a collection of stupid quotes and sayings from various authors, celebrities, famous persons, and other sources compiled by allinspiration.com for you to read and enjoy.

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe”
– Albert Einstein

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign”
– Albert Einstein

“He who stands for nothing will fall for anything”
– Alexander Hamilton

“People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use”
– Søren Kierkegaard

“I’ll take crazy over stupid any day”
– Joss Whedon

“You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant”
– Harlan Ellison

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups”
– George Carlin

“In politics, stupidity is not a handicap”
– Napoleon Bonaparte

“Stupidity isn’t punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop”
– Laurell K. Hamilton

“If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he’d be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting ‘All gods are bastards”
– Terry Pratchett

“You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity”
– Robert A. Heinlein

“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives”
– Oscar Wilde

“Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward”
– J.K. Rowling

“The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity”
– Harlan Ellison

“He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more”
– P.G. Wodehouse

“Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it’s a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference”
– Jim Butcher

“Mary wished to say something very sensible, but knew not how”
– Jane Austen

“Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results”
– Margaret Atwood

“Far be it from me to ever let my common sense get in the way of my stupidity. I say we press on”
– Sherrilyn Kenyon

“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life”
– Frank Zappa

“To be stupid, and selfish, and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness – though if stupidity is lacking, the others are useless”
– Julian Barnes

“That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy.” Pex was unrepentant. “Yeah, well, he asked for it. Calling us … all those things.” But—buried alive! That’s like in that horror movie. Y’know — the one with all the horror.” I think I saw that one. With all the words going up on the screen at the end?” Yeah, that was it. Tell you the truth, those words kinda ruined it for me”
– Eoin Colfer

“I’ve learned one thing, and that’s to quit worrying about stupid things. You have four years to be irresponsible here, relax. Work is for people with jobs. You’ll never remember class time, but you’ll remember the time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So stay out late. Go out with your friends on a Tuesday when you have a paper due on Wednesday. Spend money you don’t have. Drink ’til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does..”
– Tom Petty

“Beauty fades, dumb is forever”
– Judy Sheindlin

“Stupidity—The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid”
– Anton Szandor LaVey

“Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent’s blade”
– Patricia Briggs

“If it is stupid but it works, it isn’t stupid. (a Shin’a'in saying”
– Mercedes Lackey

“All the other children at my school are stupid. Except I’m not meant to call them stupid, even though this is what they are”
– Mark Haddon

“When a great genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign; that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.” [Thoughts on Various Subjects”
– Jonathan Swift

“Nowadays what isn’t worth saying is sung. (Aujourd’hui ce qui ne vaut pas la peine d’être dit, on le chante.”
– Pierre Augustin Caron de Beaumarchais

“Talk, talk, talk: the utter and heartbreaking stupidity of words”
– William Faulkner

“What is it you most dislike? Stupidity, especially in its nastiest forms of racism and superstition”
– Christopher Hitchens

“Irony is wasted on the stupid”
– Oscar Wilde

“Sometimes a man wants to be stupid if it lets him do a thing his cleverness forbids”
– John Steinbeck

“We keep on being told that religion, whatever its imperfections, at least instills morality. On every side, there is conclusive evidence that the contrary is the case and that faith causes people to be more mean, more selfish, and perhaps above all, more stupid”
– Christopher Hitchens

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