Stupid Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was. Where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same thing as stupid”
– Terry Pratchett

“It is stupidity rather than courage to refuse to recognize danger when it is close upon you”
– Arthur Conan Doyle

“It’s the wrong way. She’s farther away from the door now. It occurs to me that some people only have book smarts”
– Kendare Blake

“Never underestimate human stupidity”
– Pittacus Lore

“In all things in this life, we are told “It’s okay if you don’t make it the first time!”, “It’s fine if you don’t get it right the first time, just try again and again!” We are told this in learning how to ride a bike, in learning how to bake a cake, in solving our math equations…in everything. Except marriage. Why are we all expected to get such an enormous and weighty thing right, the very first time, and if we don’t we’re considered as failures? I beg to differ! This is a stupidity”
– C. JoyBell C.

“People do not read stupidities with impunity”
– Victor Hugo

“Optimism and stupidity are nearly synonymous”
– Hyman G. Rickover

“I like solitude. It is when you truly hear and speak your natural, unadulterated mind, and out comes your most stupid self as well as your most intelligent self. It is when you realize who you are and the extents of the good and the evils which you are capable of”
– Criss Jami

“You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public”
– Scott Adams

“[Francesca] ‘You really are a few biscuits short of breakfast.’ His eyebrows furrowed in confusion. ‘You’re a few colors shy of a rainbow?’ she offered. ‘Not pulling a full wagon? Knitting with only one needle? All foam and no beer? Your cheese slid off the cracker? You couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel?’ [Nicodemus] ‘All right. I get it”
– Blake Charlton

“Hiram!’ Shelton ran to Hi’s side. ‘Aren’t you bleeding? I thought she shot you!’ ‘Red wine. When I saw it running everywhere, I played dead.’ He winced as Shelton poked his belly. ‘But I’m not leaping off any more shelves. That was pretty stupid”
– Kathy Reichs

“Actually it was the mark of the stupid, which is what you get for sitting under a tree during a thunderstorm”
– Carl Hiaasen

“Dzieje kultury wykazuja, ze glupota jest siostra blizniacza rozumu, ona rosnie najbujniej nie na glebie dziewiczej ignorancji , lecz na gruncie uprawnym siódmym potem doktorów i profesorów. Wielkie absurdy nie sa wymyslane przez tych, których rozum krzata sie wokól spraw codziennych. Nic dziwnego zatem, ze wlasnie najintensywniejsi mysliciele bywali producentami najwiekszego glupstwa. / The history of culture shows that foolishness is a twin sister of wisdom. It does not flourish on the fields of pure ignorance but on the fields tirelessly plowed by doctors and professors. Great absurdities do not flourish where one is busy with everyday life. No wonder that sometimes most vigorous thinkers come up with utmost stupidities. (Dziennik 1956, XIX, Thursday)”
– Witold Gombrowicz

“A fool who cursed the sun was surprised to see it still shining”
– Marty Rubin

“If you think that you’re so smart and holy, that means you haven’t yet realized that a part of what we experience today…is a result of our stupidity and wickedness in the past”
– Toba Beta

“Are you aware that humanity is just a blip? Not even a blip. Just a fraction of a fraction of what the universe has been and will become? Talk about perspective. I figure I can’t feel so entirely stupid about saying what I said because, first of all, it’s true. And second of all, there will be no remnant of me or my stupidity. No fossil or geographical shift that can document, really, even the most important historical human beings, let alone my paltry admissions”
– Meg Mullins

“Johannes had once said that violence and cruelty were just a stupid person’s way of making himself felt, because it was easer to use your hands to strike a blow than to use your brain to find a logical and just solution to the problem”
– Anne Holm

“I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It’s really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself”
– Will Christopher Baer

“Something reduces the speed of the world and that something is stupidity! Stupidity is a boring friction”
– Mehmet Murat ildan

“I thought Candy Mountain was a real place”
– Sarah Martin

“All the inane, meaningless noises people make that pass for intelligent conversation. They might as well be pigs grunting in the pen. (92″
– Norma Fox Mazer

“Well, let’s see. There’s—of course in the great history of America there have been rulings that there’s never going to be absolute consensus by every American, and there are those issues, again, like Roe v. Wade, where I believe are best held on a state level and addressed there. So, you know, going through the history of America, there would be others. But, um”
– Sarah Palin

“When I want to be reminded of stupidity, especially my own, I turn on the TV”
– Dejan Stojanovic

“Ah! how little knowledge does a man acquire in his life. He gathers it up like water, but like water it runs between his fingers, and yet, if his hands be but wet as though with dew, behold a generation of fools call out, ‘See, he is a wise man!’ Is it not so”
– H. Rider Haggard

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