Vacation Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

Here is a collection of vacation quotes and sayings from various authors, celebrities, famous persons, and other sources compiled by allinspiration.com for you to read and enjoy.

“Babies don’t need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! I’ll go over to a little baby and say ‘What are you doing here? You haven’t worked a day in your life!’”
– Steven Wright

“Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders.”
– Ronald Reagan

“Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.”
– Camille Paglia

“Laughter is an instant vacation.”
– Milton Berle

“A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you’ve been taking.”
– Earl Wilson

“A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.”
– Robert Orben

“You know, let’s put it this way, if all the people in Hollywood who have had plastic surgery, if they went on vacation, there wouldn’t be a person left in town.”
– Michael Jackson

“The thing I love most about going on vacation is that I get to leave behind any kind of schedule. My entire life is scheduled from morning to night, and when I’m on vacation, there is no schedule.”
– Kelly Clarkson

“It is not more vacation we need – it is more vocation.”
– Eleanor Roosevelt

“Too much work, too much vacation, too much of any one thing is unsound.”
– Walter Annenberg

“I can take a week’s vacation – maybe a week and a half – but after that, I’m itching to go back to work.”
– Ashley Tisdale

“I’d never had money growing up, and it’s never been that important to me, except maybe to take our kids on a nice vacation or something like that.”
– Harlan Coben

“The readers are the ones who let us live our dreams. I try to write books which are really compelling – that you’d take on vacation and rather than going out, you’d read in your hotel room because you had to find out what happened. Hopefully that’s what readers are responding to.”
– Harlan Coben

“I love South American food, and I haven’t really been down there. I really need a vacation.”
– Nate Silver

“New York is like a vacation – no beach required.”
– Seann William Scott

“I used to work in kitchens, doing 12 or more hours a day of physical labor, so today, eight to 12 hours of cooking, chatting or filming feels like a vacation. When I have a scheduled ‘day off,’ I spend several hours writing, then I clean until I crash from fatigue. I don’t relax well.”
– Rachael Ray

“If some people didn’t tell you, you’d never know they’d been away on a vacation.”
– Kin Hubbard

“I’m not happy on vacation. In those rare times when I have three hours with no work I have to do, I’m terribly uncomfortable.”
– Scott Adams

“I pace myself by taking a week-long vacation every four months.”
– Marissa Mayer

“Comedians are never really on vacation because you’re always at attention… that antenna is always out there.”
– Bob Newhart

“The one thing that offends me the most is when I walk by a bank and see ads trying to convince people to take out second mortgages on their home so they can go on vacation. That’s approaching evil.”
– Jeff Bezos

“Yoga is my luxury workout. If I’m on vacation or I have a day off, I love a 90-minute yoga class. It’s a really strong workout, but it takes a little bit longer.”
– Alison Sweeney

“My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didn’t come home.”
– Johnny Vegas

“I’ve only read three books by Stephen King. When I was 10 I read ‘The Long Walk,’ one of his pseudonymous Bachman books. In my early 20s, while trapped on a family vacation, I read ‘The Dark Half,’ which taught me a word I have never forgotten: psychopomp. Now I have read ’11/22/63.’”
– Lev Grossman

“If we would only give, just once, the same amount of reflection to what we want to get out of life that we give to the question of what to do with a two weeks’ vacation, we would be startled at our false standards and the aimless procession of our busy days.”
– Dorothy Canfield Fisher

“It’s absolutely imperative for the parents and the typical kids to have time by themselves, to go out to dinner or even go on vacation while someone else cares for the autistic child.”
– Jenny McCarthy

“I actually just rock-climbed when I was away on vacation and now I’m searching out rock climbing gyms. That’s my new obsession for 2013.”
– Shay Mitchell

“It’s all emotion. But there’s nothing wrong with emotion. When we are in love, we are not rational; we are emotional. When we are on vacation, we are not rational; we are emotional.”
– Frank Luntz

“When you see yourself on video, you and your friends spending time on vacation, and they take a video, and then you see it, it’s really disturbing.”
– Marion Cotillard

“My work is like my vacation, so in a way every day is like Saturday.”
– Ludacris

“I envy people who can just look at a sunset. I wonder how you can shoot it. There is nothing more grotesque to me than a vacation.”
– Dustin Hoffman

“The number of vacations me and my husband have canceled… if you really want a job, book a non-refundable vacation. But obviously we’re blessed too.”
– Melissa Rosenberg

“I think actually what I’m going to do when I’m done and take my next vacation, is I’m going to go over and start unions in Japan. I’m going to unionize Japan. Because the way they work those crews is so criminal. There’s no overtime, so they can just keep going.”
– Sarah Michelle Gellar

“I think that this industry in particular is so fast-paced that you keep saying, ‘I’ll take vacation later.’ Sometimes later never comes. I’m definitely leading a much slower life now that I’m not working every single day on a television series.”
– Sarah Michelle Gellar

“‘Vacation’ means titillating my taste buds.”
– Brett Ratner

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