Vacation Quotes And Sayings

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“A vacation is like love – anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort and remembered with nostalgia”
– Unknown

“A vacation should be just long enough that you’re boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you”
– Unknown

“Vacation used to be a luxury, however, in today’s world, it has become a necessity.”
– Unknown

“Laughter is an instant vacation”
– Unknown

“Nothing is impossible. With the right attitude, you can do anything you want. It’s all about choosing to be positive instead of being negative about things. Like I can look at not working as being “no one’s hiring me and no one will give me a job.” Or I can look at “not working” as being “a fantastic vacation.”"
– Minnie Driver

“Too bad Lassie didn’t know how to ice skate, because then if she was in Holland on vacation in winter and someone said Lassie, go skate for help, she could do it.”
– Jack Handy

“The ant is knowing and wise, but he doesn’t know enough to take a vacation”
– Clarence Day

“A vacation is over when you begin to yearn for your work”
– Morris Fishbein

“A vacation is a sunburn at premium prices”
– Hal Chadwicke

“If some people didn’t tell you, you’d never know they’d been away on a vacation”
– Kin Hubbard

“Vice President Cheney is also on vacation. He’s in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. What better place for a guy who has had 4 heart attacks than a place with thin air, rugged hiking and all-beef dinners? Why don’t they get some snow for him to shovel while he’s out there, too?”
– Jay Leno

“Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist”
– Camille Paglia

“John Kerry announced that he and his wife are leaving on a week-long vacation. He’s going to take her back to the place where he first proposed to her — at her bank.”
– Jay Leno

“It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.”
– Mark Twain

“Although it may not be a castle, [it is the] functional equivalent of a hotel room, a vacation and retirement home or a hunting and fishing cabin.”
– John Paul

“It has long been my belief that in times of great stress, such as a 4-day vacation, the thin veneer of family wears off almost at once, and we are revealed in our true personalities.”
– Shirley Jackson

“Babies don’t need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I’ll go over to them and say, ‘What are you doing here, you’ve never worked a day in your life!’.”
– Stephen Wright

“No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one”
– Elbert Hubbard

“I never should have done ‘My Favorite Martian’ (1963). I didn’t work in TV or film for three years after. Everyone thought of me as a Martian. Do you know what it’s like to go to Madrid, Spain, on vacation and have a guy yell out, ‘Hey, Martin!’ and put antennas behind his head? When that happens, you know your career is dead.”
– Ray Walston

“Using a camera appeases the anxiety which the work-driven feel about not working when they are on vacation and supposed to be having fun. They have something to do that is like a friendly imitation of work: they can take pictures.”
– Susan Sontag

“The automobile changed our dress, manners, social customs, vacation habits, the shape of our cities, consumer purchasing patterns, common tastes and positions in intercourse”
– John Keats

“Why should not Conscience have a vacation”
– Samuel Butler

“In choosing where to live or vacation, we may be setting the stage for the play of ourselves, treating nature as a prop”
– Deborah Tall

“If we would only give, just once, the same amount of reflection to what we want to get out of life that we give to the question of what to do with a two week’s vacation, we would be startled at our false standards and the aimless procession of our busy days.”
– Dorothy Canfield Fisher

“With me a change of trouble is as good as a vacation”
– William Lloyd George

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