Valentine Funny Quotes And Sayings

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“Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.”
– Judith Viorst

“One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.”
– Judith Viorst

“Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.”
– Judith Viorst

“For twas not into my ear you whispered
But into my heart
Twas not my lips you kissed
But my soul.”
– Judy Garland

“Sometimes I’m so sweet even I can’t stand it.”
– Julie Andrews

“Love is not blind; it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.”
– Julius Gordon

“Love is like a river, always changing, but always finding you again somewhere down the road.”
– Kelly Elaine

“My father always used to say that when you die, if you’ve got five real friends, then you’ve had a great life.”
– Lee Iacocca

“Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.”
– Lewis Black

“When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies’ Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?”
– Lewis Grizzard

“If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?”
– Lily Tomlin

“I love making friends. Its people I cant stand.”
– Linus

“Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life”
– Lord Byron

“All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt…”
– Lucy Van Pelt, Peanuts

“Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.”
– Lynda Barry

“Are we not like two volumes of one book?”
– Marceline Desbordes-Valmomre

“The Eskimos have fifty two words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love.”
– Margaret Atwood

“We don’t believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.”
– Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

“When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.”
– Mark Twain

“Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter.
Happy Valentines Day. (note to her gardener)”
– Martha Stewart

“Love is not singular except in syllable.”
– Marvin Taylor

“If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.”
– Maya Angelou

“Love is just a chocolate substitute.”
– Melanie Clark

“Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.”
– Mickey Rooney

“I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine’s Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine’s Day.”
– Mo Rocca

“When you’re in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks.”
– Natalie Clifford Barney

“One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.”
– Oscar Wilde

“Love is being stupid together.”
– Paul Valery

“What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.”
– Pearl Bailey

“Never go to bed mad — stay up and fight.”
– Phyllis Diller

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