Valentine Funny Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“I love you like crazy, baby Cuz Id go crazy without you.”
– Pixie Foudre

“Love is a grave mental disease.”
– Plato

“Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times.”
– Rita Rudner

“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
– Rita Rudner

“My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to.”
– Rita Rudner

“Take away love and our earth is a tomb.”
– Robert Browning

“Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.”
– Robert Heinlein

“I got a Valentine’s Day card from my girl. It said, ‘Take my heart ! Take my arms! Take my lips!’ Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.”
– Robert Orben

“Women are cursed, and men are the proof.”
– Rosanne Barr

“Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.”
– Rose Franken

“A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years…”
– Rupert Brooke

“Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.”
– Sarah Bernhardt

“Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.”
– Sean Connery

“Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.”
– Thomas Robert Dewar

“Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.”
– Thomas Szasz

“We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere.”
– Tim Mcgraw

“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.”
– Tracy Smith

“A kiss is an application on the top floor a job in the basement.”
– Unknown

“I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentines Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.”
– Unknown

“I feel great and I kiss even better.”
– Unknown

“I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!”
– Unknown

“I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.”
– Unknown

“I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face.”
– Unknown

“I wanted to let you know… You are the bomb!”
– Unknown

“I’m not trying to hit on you, or throw you a line. I just want you to be my Valentine.”
– Unknown

“If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.”
– Unknown

“It’s not that I can’t live without you…it’s just that I don’t even want to try.”
– Unknown

“Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.”
– Unknown

“Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.”
– Unknown

“Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.”
– Unknown

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