Valentine Funny Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“Love is like war. Easy to begin with but hard to end.”
– Unknown

“Love means nothing in tennis, but it’s everything in life.”
– Unknown

“Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. ”
– Unknown

“Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, falling in love with you was beyond my control”
– Unknown

“My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe ‘Go To Hell’.”
– Unknown

“My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?”
– Unknown

“Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.”
– Unknown

“Once you have loved someone, you’d do anything in the world for them except love them again”
– Unknown

“Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.”
– Unknown

“V= Valentine ; You Are My Only Valentine
A= I Will Always Be Yours
L= Love At Its Most Extreme
E= Everlasting Love ; Ecstatic Love.
N= Never-Ending Love
T= We Will Always Be Together Forever
I= You Being Intelligent And Innocent;
N= Natures Naughty Way Of Saying I Luv You To
E= Eternity Our Love Is So Ever Lasting.”
– Unknown

“Valentine’s Sayings which involve Humour and Lies
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.”
– Unknown

“What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime …”
– Unknown

“When I think of Valentine’s Day, I don’t usually think of a flying toddler shooting me in the butt with arrows”
– Unknown

“Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house.”
– Unknown

“There once was an old man of Lyme
Who married three wives at a time
When asked, ‘Why a third?’
He replied, ‘One’s absurd!
And bigamy, Sir, is a crime.”
– Unknown

“There was a young lady named Constance,
From boys she wouldn’t stand any nonsense.
If her partners grew deft
She would lead with her left;
The results would not weigh on her conscience.”
– Unknown

“I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.”
– Unknown

“Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.”
– Unknown

“February 13 should be international condom day.”
– Unknown

“14 days until Valentines Day, aka 14 days until a night at home alone complaining about stupid couples, because I’m forever alone.”
– Unknown

“A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.”
– Unknown

“Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.”
– Unknown

“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.”
– Unknown

“Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, – By but not for love.”
– William Shakespeare

“Three things can’t be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love.”
– Yiddish Proverb

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