Valentine Humor For A Good Laugh

by allinspiration.com

“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”
– Unknown

“What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day? Hogs and kisses!”
– Unknown

“Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine’s Day!”
– Unknown

“Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental!”
– Unknown

“What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? “I’m sweet on you!”"
– Unknown

“What did the paper clip say to the magnet? “I find you very attractive.”"
– Unknown

“What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day? A hug and a quiche!”
– Unknown

“What did one pickle say to the other? “You mean a great dill to me.”"
– Unknown

“Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!”
– Unknown

“What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? “I love you a ton!”"
– Unknown

“What did the bat say to his girlfriend? “You’re fun to hang around with.”"
– Unknown

“What did the pencil say to the paper? “I dot my i’s on you!”"
– Unknown

“What did the valentine card say to the stamp? Stick with me and we’ll go places!”
– Unknown

“What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day? Ughs and kisses!”
– Unknown

“What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day? Forget-me-nuts.”
– Unknown

“What did the light bulb say to the switch? You turn me on.”
– Unknown

“Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, but they had an Apple.”
– Unknown

“What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?”
– Unknown

“What did one snake say to the other snake? Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.”
– Unknown

“Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date.”
– Unknown

“What is a ram’s favourite song on February 14th? I only have eyes for ewe, dear.”
– Unknown

“What happens when you fall in love with a French chef? You get buttered up.”
– Unknown

“What is a vampire’s sweetheart called? His ghoul-friend.”
– Unknown

“If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her? Antelope.”
– Unknown

“I love you more than my modem!”
– Unknown

“Flowers? For me? Yep! More flours than most women dream of. Rye flour. Rice flour. Self-raising flour. Corn…
Happy Valentine’s, from the world’s greatest romantic!”
– Unknown

“Words fail me! Great body, sharp mind, sexy voice – and they’re just a few of my good points! Happy Valentine’s!”
– Unknown

“I found a card that says exactly how I feel about you. I was going to send it, but it was so mushy the envelope went all soggy! Happy Valentine’s!”
– Unknown

“My heart does cartwheels at the thought of you.”
– Unknown

“At the sight of you, a billion neurones explode within me.”
– Unknown

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