Wedding Quotes, Sayings And Verses

by allinspiration.com

Here is a collation of various wedding quotes, verses and sayings to celebrate this wonderful occasion. Some are inspiring, some are plain funny.

“I sang a song at my sister’s wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.”
– Adam Sandler

“Marriage is nature‘s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.” –
– Alan King

“Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.”
– Ambrose Bierce

“Women who marry early are often overly enamored of the kind of man who looks great in wedding pictures and passes the maid of honor his telephone number.”
– Anna Quindlen

“When the wedding march sounds the resolute approach, the clock no longer ticks, it tolls the hour. The figures in the aisle are no longer individuals, they symbolize the human race.”
– Anne Morrow Lindbergh

“Marriage is like a game of cards. Starts with two hearts and a diamond and ends with clubs and a spade.”
– Author Unknown

“Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.”
– Author Unknown

“Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.”
– Author Unknown

“Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.”
– Author Unknown

“Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.”
– Author Unknown

“When a man steals your wife the best revenge is to let him keep her.”
– Author Unknown

“Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.”
– Author Unknown

“Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.”
– Author Unknown

“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”
– Author Unknown

“A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.”
– Author Unknown

“The secret of a happy marriage is still a secret.”
– Author Unknown

“Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.”
– Author Unknown

“Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.”
– Author Unknown

“After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.”
– Author Unknown

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!”
– Author Unknown

“Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.”
– Author Unknown

“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.”
– Author Unknown

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning is two hearts and a diamond. After 0 years you need a club and spade.”
– Author Unknown

“Remember–you can either be happy or right.”
– Author Unknown

“My wife treats me like a God… She takes very little notice of my existence until she wants something.”
– Author Unknown

“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.”
– H.V. Prochnow

“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”
– Agatha Christie

“I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.”
– Rita Rudner

“”The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.” -Oscar Wilde”
– Author Unknown

“My husband said it was him or the cat… I miss him sometimes.”
– Author Unknown

“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.”
– Author Unknown

“In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.”
– Author Unknown

“Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.”
– Author Unknown

“I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.”
– Author Unknown

“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing—and then marry him.”
– Author Unknown

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