Wedding Quotes, Sayings And Verses

by allinspiration.com

” I always wanted to take my wife out. So I did. Now I’m in prison.”
– Author Unknown

“Husbands are like fires, they go out if unattended.”
– Author Unknown

“To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.”
– Author Unknown

“Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows. – Shakespeare”
– Author Unknown

“My husband says I feed him like he’s a god. Every meal is a burnt offering.”
– Author Unknown

“Sometimes I miss my wife, but my aim is getting better!”
– Author Unknown

“”My wife made me join her bridge club … I jump next Tuesday.”"
– Author Unknown

“”I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said no, one drag is enough”"
– Author Unknown

“At a couples retreat, the speaker told the men they need to know their wife’s favorite flower. A man on the back row looked at his wife and asked, “Pillsbury, isn’t it?”"
– Author Unknown

“If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.”
– Author Unknown

“”Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, its not that difficult.”"
– Author Unknown

“”There’s only one thing wrong with wife swapping. You get another wife.”"
– Author Unknown

“”One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!”"
– Author Unknown

“”A good wife always forgive “Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
– Author Unknown

“A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”"
– Author Unknown

“First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”……Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”"
– Author Unknown

“The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.”
– Author Unknown

“Why do men die before their wives? They want to.”
– Author Unknown

“I not spoken to my wife for months. I did not like to interrupt her.”
– Author Unknown

“I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”"
– Author Unknown

“My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!”
– Author Unknown

“Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.”
– Author Unknown

“The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband.”
– Author Unknown

“If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings.”
– Author Unknown

“The best way to win an argument with your husband is to begin removing clothing.”
– Author Unknown

“Men usually want either food or sex. Learn to cook and keep your pantry stocked if you want to get anything done.”
– Author Unknown

“The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It’s a choice you make – not just on your wedding day, but over and over again – and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.”
– Barbara de Angelis

“You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it’s going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it.”
– Bess Truman

“Women hope men will change after marriage but they don’t; men hope women won’t change but they do.”
– Bettina Arndt

“For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.”
– Bill Cosby

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