Yet More Cute And Funny Sayings To Tickle You

by allinspiration.com

Here is yet another collection of cute and funny sayings from various authors, celebrities, famous persons, and other sources compiled by allinspiration.com for you to read and enjoy.

“I stare at you for a reason. Your beauty makes me fall for you.”
– Calixte Fequiere quotes

“I want to hold hands and waste my Friday nights with you.”
– Gladys Bautista

“Sometimes when I see you…I think about what it would be like if it was just you and me…”
– Mitch Hembrow

“Seeing you lights up my day, to hear your voice makes me smile all cheesy, to see you smile makes my heart all warm and fuzzy, when you say I love you makes my body weak.”
– Alice Gardner

“I love you like the stars love the night sky. Like the moon loves to glow. Like the sun loves to shine bright. Like the wind loves to blow. Like the winter loves to make it snow. Like a heart loves to beat, for mine will never stop because you hold the key.”
– Emma Swenson

“‘Cause if your love was all I had in this life, well that would be enough until the end of time. So rest your weary heart and relax your mind, ‘Cause I’m gonna love you, girl, until the end of time.”
– Justin Timberlake

“A girl should have two things: a smile and a guy who inspires it.”
– Sydney Rogers

“Tossing and turning is all I can do. Grabbing my pillow, holding it tighter, wishing it were you.”
– Raghib Quotes

“They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don’t think it’s possible for you to miss me as much as I’m missing you right now.”
– Md Mohsin

“You’ll know when he’s the one. Because your heart will tell you. It’ll beat like it has never had before. Your breathes will become shorter and shorter. And your cheeks will turn bright, bright red. You’ll start to feel all warm and happy inside and your stomach will be filled with butterflies.”
– Mary Gaohlee Thao

“I’d rather have only one day to life with you, than a 100 years to live not knowing you at all.”
– Emily Carlisle

“You keep my heart beating steady, and the blood in my body warm. Otherwise I’d be cold, cold hearted. You give me a reason to worry; a reason to care.”
– Andrew Ericka

“I always check mah phone in every 5 minutes, just to check if I’ve any message or call from you.”
– Raghav Singh

“I look around and see I’m not the smartest, not the richest, and not the best looking. But when I see her I realize that I have something better than anyone else.”
– John Simons

“The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy.”
– Harriet Morgan

“Dawn to dawn dusk to dusk life’s too short so party we must!”
– Unknown

“Relationships will fall apart if only one person is trying to hold it together.”
– Sonya Parker

“Some things just couldn’t be protected from the storm. Some things simply needed to be broken off…Once the old things were broken off, amazingly beautiful things grow in their place.”
– Harriet Morgan

“Relationships are difficult, time consuming, baffling, and sometimes heartbreaking. But they’re also what make life worth living if you’re lucky to have a good friend as a partner.”
– Kemmy Nola

“If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.”
– Anonymous

“A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.”
– Guy De Maupassant

“I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.”
– Barbara Bush

“Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up. ”
– james Baldwin

“There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964.”
– Roger Daltrey

“Always go to other peoples‘ funerals, otherwise they won’t go to yours. ”
– Yogi Berra

“Facts are stupid things.”
– Ronald Reagan

“People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history. ”
– Dan Quayle

“Will the highways on the Internet become more few?”
– George W. Bush

“We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads.”
– Vlade Divac

“I don’t know all the certain words to word it.”
– Vanilla Ice

“I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.”
– Thomas Watson

“Most lies about blondes are false. ”
– Headline

“Better make it six, I can’t eat eight. ”
– Dan Osinski

“Football players win football games.”
– Chuck Knox

“If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she’ll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.”
– lloyd, Dumb and Dumber

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