Yet More Cute And Funny Sayings To Tickle You

by allinspiration.com

“If God made everything, then God must be Chinese?”
– Unknown

“Friendship doubles your joy and divides your sorrow.”
– Unknown

“The only way to have a friend is to be one.”
– Unknown

“Good friends don’t let friends do stupid things…alone.”
– Unknown

“Make sure the important people in your life know how important they are before it’s too late.”
– Unknown

“When I count my blessings at Christmas, I think of friends like you.”
– Unknown

“Friends are family you get to choose.”
– Unknown

“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up…after I finish laughing.”
– Unknown

“F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Fight for you. Respect you. Include you. Encourage you. Need you. Deserve you. Stand by you.”
– Unknown

“You know you’re the sh-t, when people who don’t even know you hate you.”
– Paris Hilton

“That’s hot!”
– Paris Hilton

“You don’t have to be an heiress to look like one, if you act like one then everyone will just presume you are one.”
– Paris Hilton

“Wal-mart… do they, like, make walls there?”
– Paris Hilton

“I think it’s important for girls to be confident. Believe in yourself and everybody’s hot.”
– Paris Hilton

“The only rule is don’t be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.”
– Paris Hilton

“Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they’re immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties.”
– Megan Fox

“If your idea of a role model is somebody who’s gonna preach to your kids that sex before marriage is wrong and cursing is wrong and women should be this and be that, then I’m not a role model. But if you want your girls to feel strong and intelligent and be outspoken and fight for what they think is right, then I want to be that type of role model, yeah.”
– Megan Fox

“I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, ‘Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.”
– Megan Fox

“I do have a 22-inch waist, I will say that.”
– Megan Fox

“Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.”
– Megan Fox

“I’m the biggest nerd – I love comic books and stuff like that! I don’t have any friends who are actresses. I only had one girlfriend when I was growing up. Most of my friends were boys. I was such a tomboy. I enjoyed doing guy things.”
– Megan Fox

“Zac Efron is my obsession, we’re the same person. We’re not actually here, it’s like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it’s me, and you don’t know that. It’s one of the greatest mysteries of all time.”
– Megan Fox

“I like someone who has a super gentle spirit and energy. I’m really gentle, and so I like a boy who will treat me that way.”
– Megan Fox

“I’ve never been a big believer in formal education.”
– Megan Fox

“I think that I’m so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting.”
– Megan Fox

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