Yet More Dog Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

Here is yet another collection of dog sayings and quotes from various authors, celebrities, famous persons, and other sources compiled by allinspiration.com for you to read and enjoy.

“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg.”
– Abraham Lincoln 

“I care not much for a man’s religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.”
– Abraham Lincoln 

“Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.”
– Agnes Repplier

“Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.”
– Agnes Sligh Turnbull

“Dogs, the foremost snobs in creation, are quick to notice the difference between a well-clad and a disreputable stranger.”
– Albert Payson Terhune

“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.”
– Aldous Huxley

“When dogs leap onto your bed, it’s because they adore being with you. When cats leap onto your bed, it’s because they adore your bed.”
– Alisha Everett

“The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs.”
– Alphonse Toussenel

“The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.”
– Ambrose Bierce

“Dog – a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world’s worship.”
– Ambrose Bierce 

“If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.”
– Andy Rooney

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
– Andy Rooney 

“A dog can express more with his tail in seconds than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.”
– Anonymous

“If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat.”
– Anonymous

“My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am.”
– Anonymous

“One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you’re feeling blue is that he doesn’t try to find out why.”
– Anonymous

“The dog is the only animal that has seen his god.”
– Anonymous

“The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.”
– Anonymous

“To err is human -to forgive, canine.”
– Anonymous

“I’m half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I’d be in a hell of a mess!”
– Audrey Hepburn 

“I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves.”
– August Strindberg

“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.”
– Ben Williams

“There are three faithful friends – an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.”
– Benjamin Franklin 

“Amount of time it takes for a dog to “do its business” is directly proportional to outside temperature + suitability of owner’s outerwear.”
– Betsy Cañas Garmon

“God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he’ll be there.”
– Billy Graham 

“Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.”
– Camille Paglia 

“On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.”
– Cartoon by Peter Steiner

“The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, nor protects it from the bites of insects.”
– Chanakya 

“The serpent, the king, the tiger, the stinging wasp, the small child, the dog owned by other people, and the fool: these seven ought not to be awakened from sleep.”
– Chanakya 

“Happiness is a warm puppy.”
– Charles M. Schulz

“Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There’s so little hope for advancement.”
– Charles M. Schulz

“Dogs have so many friends because they wag their tails, not their tongues.”
– Chinese Proverb

“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.”
– Christopher Morley

“Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on.”
– Colette

“Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend.”
– Corey Ford

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