Yet More Dog Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.”
– Gilda Radner

“Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun!”
– Groucho Marx

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”
– Groucho Marx 

“A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.”
– H. L. Mencken 

“You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.”
– Harry S. Truman

“The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.”
– Henry Ward Beecher

“The dog is the god of frolic.”
– Henry Ward Beecher 

“No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses.”
– Herman Melville

“Man is a dog’s idea of what God should be.”
– Holbrook Jackson

“If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.”
– James Thurber

“Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs.”
– Jerome K. Jerome

“They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.”
– Jerome K. Jerome

“A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail, You know he’s on the level.”
– Jerry Smith

“Children are for people who can’t have dogs.”
– Jerry Smith

“My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That’s almost $7.00 in dog money.”
– Joe Weinstein

“A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God’s truth is attacked and yet would remain silent.”
– John Calvin 

“A dog is not “almost human” and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.”
– John Holmes

“I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.”
– John Steinbeck

“Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience.”
– Jon Winokur

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”
– Josh Billings

“Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.”
– Josh Billings

“Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.”
– Josh Billings

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”
– Josh Billings 

“If you want sex, have an affair. If you want a relationship, buy a dog.”
– Julia Burchill

“If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people”
– Karel ?apek

“Jealousy is a dog’s bark which attracts thieves.”
– Karl Kraus 

“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.”
– Kinky Friedman 

“There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog.”
– Konrad Lorenz

“Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.”
– Lewis Grizzard

“If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise.”
– Linda T. Gottlieb

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