Yet More Dog Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she’s not infected with the concept of what I should be doing.”
– Lonzo Idolswine

“Near this spot are deposited the remains of one who possessed Beauty without Vanity, Strength without Insolence, Courage without Ferocity, and all the Virtues of Man, without his Vices. This Praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery if inscribed over human ashes, is but a just tribute to the Memory of Boatswain, a Dog. George Gordon, Lord Byron,”
– Lord Byron

“It is well to love even a dog when you have the opportunity, for fear you should find nothing else worth loving.”
– Louise Honorine de Choiseul

“From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.”
– Mabel L Robinson

“The more I see of man, the more I like dogs.”
– Madame de Stael

“The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.”
– Margo Kaufman

“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”
– Mark Twain

“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s.”
– Mark Twain

“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.”
– Mark Twain 

“Be thou comforted, little dog, Thou too in Resurrection shall have a little golden tail.”
– Martin Luther 

“In the world which we know, among the different and primitive geniuses that preside over the evolution of the several species, there exists not one, excepting that of the dog, that ever gave a thought to the presence of man.”
– Maurice Maeterlinck

“Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.”
– Max Eastman

“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring – it was peace.”
– Milan Kundera

“To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring – it was peace.”
– Milan Kundera

“People teach their dogs to sit; it’s a trick. I’ve been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.”
– Mitch Hedberg 

“Labradors [are] lousy watchdogs. They usually bark when there is a stranger about, but it is an expression of unmitigated joy at the chance to meet somebody new, not a warning.”
– Norman Strung

“A dog is one of the few remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.”
– O.A. Battista

“A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.”
– Ogden Nash

“Any member introducing a dog into the Society’s premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat.”
– Oxford Union Society

“Writers are lampposts and critics are dogs. Ask lampposts what they think about dogs. Does the dog hurt the lamppost?”
– Paulo Coelho 

“I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.”
– Penny Ward Moser

“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.”
– Phil Pastoret

“Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.”
– Phyllis Diller

“The greatest love is a mother’s; then a dog’s; then a sweetheart’s.”
– Polish Proverb

“A house without either a cat or a dog is the house of a scoundrel.”
– Portuguese Proverb

“The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread.”
– Portuguese Proverb

“When a dog wants to hang out the “Do Not Disturb” sign, as all of us do now and then, he is regarded as a traitor to his species.”
– Ramona C. Albert

“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
– Rita Rudner

“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down”
– Robert Benchley

“Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.”
– Robert Benchley

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