Yet More Dog Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.”
– Robert Benchley 

“A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal.”
– Robert Brault

“An old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing.”
– Robert Brault

“Ever wonder where you’d end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash?”
– Robert Brault

“I ‘am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too.”
– Robert Brault

“You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.”
– Robert Louis Stevenson

“When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog along to see the sport, he should take care to avoid mistakes. The dog has certain relationships to the wolf the shepherd may have forgotten.”
– Robert Pirsig

“A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won’t be too bad.”
– Robert Wagner 

“The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can’t afford to keep a yes-man.”
– Robertson Davies

“It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.”
– Rodney Dangerfield 

“What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.”
– Rodney Dangerfield 

“Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.”
– Rodney Dangerfield 

“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
– Roger Caras

“Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.”
– Roger Caras

“I talk to him when I’m lonesome like; and I’m sure he understands. When he looks at me so attentively, and gently licks my hands; then he rubs his nose on my tailored clothes, but I never say naught thereat. For the good Lord knows I can buy more clothes, but never a friend like that.”
– Running C Aussies

“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too”
– Samuel Butler

“Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he stick his head out the window?”
– Steve Bluestone

“I named my dog ‘Stay’ . . . so I can say “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.”"
– Steven Wright

“I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.”
– Steven Wright 

“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.”
– Sue Murphy

“Dogs are miracles with paws.”
– Susan Kennedy

“Sooner or later we’re all someone’s dog.”
– Terry Pratchett

“Anybody who hates dogs and children can’t be all bad.”
– W C Fields

“The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.”
– Warren G. Bennis

“I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.”
– Will Rogers

“If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.”
– Will Rogers

“The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn’t go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he’s got.”
– Will Rogers 

“Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will, much more a man who hath any honesty in him.”
– William Shakespeare 

“The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go.”
– Winston Churchill

“The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother – and they’ll settle for a puppy every time.”
– Winston Pendelton

“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”
– Woodrow Wilson

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