Yet More Funny Sayings And Quotes For A Good Laugh

by allinspiration.com

“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” 
– Jerry Seinfeld

“The thing I thought about doing it was it’s Comic Relief and you’ve got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can’t sing.”
– Jo Brand

“Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.”
– John Kenneth Galbraith

“If you’ve got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow. ”
– John Wayne.

“It’s funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9.”
– Josh Lucas

“It’s funny, we all really, really got along. I don’t know how it was in years past but this year, I was really with a good group of people. No one tried to sabotage each other or steal the other ones moments.”
– LaToya London

“Well, the clothes are really cool that we wear. The sets are so funny, because it’s like everything is so real.”
– Laura Prepon

“Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life‘s absurdities by thinking absurdly about them.”
– Lewis Mumford

“I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women‘s restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.”
– Lynda Barry

“A woman in love can’t be reasonable–or she probably wouldn’t be in love. ”
– Mae West

“Writing for young children I find I often use particular jokes with words and exaggerated, funny events, but some of these haunt the more complex stories for older children too.”
– Margaret Mahy

“It’s a funny old world.”
– Margaret Thatcher

“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one ”
– Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

“Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.”
– Mary Hirsch

“It’s a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We’ve got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, we’ve explored some of the secondary characters’ personal lives a bit more.”
– Matt Groening

“You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.”
– Melanie Clark

“Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty. ”
– Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

“The guys on the stunt team are really fantastic. It’s really funny, because for all the aggression they have to display on screen, they’re actually really happy, good- natured people.”
– Miranda Otto

“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.”
– Natalie Wood

“Scream was great for what it was. For a horror film, it was intelligent, it was funny, it took a laugh at itself.”
– Neve Campbell

“When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.” 
– Norm Crosby

“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” 
– Norman Wisdom

“Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money?”
– Ogden Nash

“Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.” 
– Oprah Winfrey

“Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman. ”
– Oscar Wilde

“It is one thing to go on stage and be funny or be in a good place in your career, but for a woman, actually facing the elements in a physical way is a very powerful thing.”
– Pamela Stephenson

“Never go to bed mad — stay up and fight. ”
– Phyllis Diller

“A funny thing happened on the way to the election – I got to the Senate first.”
– Pierre Salinger

“Love is a grave mental disease. ”
– Plato

“Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last ”
– Remy de Gourmont

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