Yet More Humorous Sayings And Quotes
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“Young men think old men are fools but old men know young men are fools”
– George Chapman
“No good deed goes unpunished”
– Gilbert Keith Chesterton
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it”
– Groucho Marx
“You’ve got the brain of a four year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.”
– Groucho Marx
“Man’s work is from sun to sun, woman’s work is never done”
– H. Blaney Giese
“Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.”
– H.L. Mencken
“Man was predestined to have free will.”
– Hal Lee Luyah
“The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy”
– Helen Hayes
“Life’s too short for chess”
– Henry James Byron
“When we think we lead, we are most led”
– Henry James Byron
“It takes less time to do something right than to explain why it was done wrong”
– Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“If you want to be criticized, marry”
– Irish Proverb
“I’ve just learned of his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.”
– Irvin S. Cobb
“Public money is like holy water; people help themselves”
– Italian
“If a patient dies, the doctor killed him, but if he gets well, the saints have saved him”
– Italian Proverb
“A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it’s not worth it.”
– J. Nowell
“What’s The Difference Between Roast Beef and Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef”
– J. Shea
“There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure”
– Jack E. Leonard
“All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.”
– Jane Wagner
“The older I get, the righter my parents were”
– Jeanne Warner
“God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers”
– Jewish Proverb
“He is a self-made man and worships his creator”
– John Bright
“A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple.”
– John Florio
“If the manure gets steeper…but the flies are buying…”
– John Gimbel
“If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.”
– John Kenneth Galbraith
“What the mulla says, you must do; what he does, you must not do”
– Kashmiri
“It’s not easy being green”
– Kermit the Frog
“Who was the one who put the needle in the haystack anyway?”
– Lester Goslar
“We developed language because of our deep need to complain”
– Lily Tomlin
“The trouble with being in a rat race is that even when you win you’re still a rat”
– Lily Tomlin
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