Yet More Retirement Sayings And Quotes

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“Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache… unless you play golf.”
– Gene Perret

“Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.”
– Gene Perret

“Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever”.”
– Gene Perret

“When you retire, you switch bosses – from the one who hired you to the one who married you.”
– Gene Perret

“A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.”
– George Bernard Shaw

“Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.”
– George Burns

“Retire? I’m going to stay in show business until I’m the only one left.”
– George F. Burns

“The question isn’t at what age I want to retire, it’s at what income.”
– George Foreman

“There’s one thing I always wanted to do before I quit . . . retire!”
– Groucho Marx

“Don’t simply retire from something; have something to retire to.”
– Harry Emerson Fosdick

“A gold watch is the most appropriate gift for retirement, as its recipients have given up so many of their golden hours in a lifetime of service.”
– Harry Mahtar

“Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.”
– Harry Vardon

“I’m not just retiring from the company, I’m also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron.”
– Hartman Jule

“Retirement has been a discovery of beauty for me. I never had the time before to notice the beauty of my grandkids, my wife, the tree outside my very own front door. And, the beauty of time itself.”
– Hartman Jule

“The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.”
– Helen Hayes

“Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.”
– Herbert Asquith

“For those of you who don’t know what to do after retirement, the answer is simple: whatever you want.”
– Hiram

“Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer’s day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time.”
– J. Lubbock

“Retirement to me does not mean nothing to do but the realization of the decisions I made in the past. That I made in my life.”
– Jack Bowman

“Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.”
– Jim Bishop

“All theory, dear friend, is gray, but the golden tree of life springs ever green.”
– Johann Von Goethe

“Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.”
– Jonathan Clements

“A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell ‘em to get a life.”
– Larry Laser

“Lord Tyrawley and I have been dead these two years, but we don’t choose to have it known.”
– Lord Chesterfield

“Musicians don’t retire they stop when there’s no more music in them.”
– Louis Armstrong

“Retire from work, but not from life.”
– M.K. Soni

“Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.”
– Malcolm Forbes

“Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.”
– Margaret Mead

“There are so many other interesting ways to spend your time. I feel like early retirement is a gift, but it’s such an incredible gift. It’s a gift I need to use.”
– Martha Felt-Bardon

“In retirement, I look for days off from my days off.”
– Mason Cooley

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