Yet More Retirement Sayings And Quotes
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“We have no porch, no rocking chair – and no time. My biggest need is a calendar because there are so many things to do. Now I encourage people to retire – the younger the better.”
– Maurice Musholt
“I’ve been attending lots of seminars in my retirement. They’re called naps.”
– Merri Brownworth
“Retirement: a brand new beginning! How wonderful!”
– Mia
“I try to treat each evening and weekend as little slices of retirement because no one is guaranteed a lengthy one at the end of their career.”
– Mike Hammar
“There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.”
– Muhammad Ali
“Retirement is a way of saying I’m outta here, have fun working while I have a nice long vacation.”
– Nadia
“You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.”
– Ogden Nash
“O, blest retirement! friend to life‘s decline -
How blest is he who crowns, in shades like these,
A youth of labor with an age of ease!”
– Oliver Goldsmith
“Don’t you stay at home of evenings? Don’t you love a cushioned seat In a corner, by the fireside, with your slippers on your feet?”
– Oliver Wendell Holmes
“To retire is to begin to die.”
– Pablo Casals
“My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.”
– Patty Doyle
“The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.”
– Phyllis Diller
“It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.”
– Professor Scott Elledge
“When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.”
– R.C. Sherriff
“Retired is being twice tired, I’ve thought
First tired of working,
Then tired of not.”
– Richard Armour
“When I retire I’m going to spend my evenings by the fireplace going through those boxes. There are things in there that ought to be burned.”
– Richard M. Nixon
“Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.”
– Robert Benchley
“Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it.”
– Robert Brault
“There are days in retirement that are the waking equivalent of a dreamless sleep, if you know what I mean.”
– Robert Brault
“There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.”
– Robert Half
“Retirement without the love of letters is a living burial.”
– Seneca
“It doesn’t take age to retire, it takes money.”
– Steve
“The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things.”
– Susan Miller
“There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won’t cure, but I don’t know many of them.”
– Sylvia Plath
“In retirement, every day is Boss Day and every day is Employee Appreciation Day.”
– Terri Guillemets
“Sometimes it’s hard to tell if retirement is a reward for a lifetime of hard work or a punishment.”
– Terri Guillemets
“If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don’t have to waste energy going back to pick it up.”
– Tommy Bolt
“A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.”
– Unknown
“A time to enjoy, a time to spend time with your family and a time to be with your friends – all comes with retirement”
– Unknown
“After retirement there are so many interesting ways to spend your time in your own way. Ways to keep you happy forever.”
– Unknown
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