Yet More Retirement Sayings And Quotes

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Yet More Retirement Sayings And Quotes


“We have no porch, no rocking chair – and no time. My biggest need is a calendar because there are so many things to do. Now I encourage people to retire – the younger the better.”
– Maurice Musholt

“I’ve been attending lots of seminars in my retirement. They’re called naps.”
– Merri Brownworth

“Retirement: a brand new beginning! How wonderful!”
– Mia

“I try to treat each evening and weekend as little slices of retirement because no one is guaranteed a lengthy one at the end of their career.”
– Mike Hammar

“There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.”
Muhammad Ali

“Retirement is a way of saying I’m outta here, have fun working while I have a nice long vacation.”
– Nadia

“You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.”
– Ogden Nash

“O, blest retirement! friend to life‘s decline -
How blest is he who crowns, in shades like these,
A youth of labor with an age of ease!”
– Oliver Goldsmith

“Don’t you stay at home of evenings? Don’t you love a cushioned seat In a corner, by the fireside, with your slippers on your feet?”
– Oliver Wendell Holmes

“To retire is to begin to die.”
– Pablo Casals

“My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.”
– Patty Doyle

“The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.”
– Phyllis Diller

“It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.”
– Professor Scott Elledge

“When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.”
– R.C. Sherriff

“Retired is being twice tired, I’ve thought
First tired of working,
Then tired of not.”
– Richard Armour

“When I retire I’m going to spend my evenings by the fireplace going through those boxes. There are things in there that ought to be burned.”
– Richard M. Nixon

“Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.”
– Robert Benchley

“Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it.”
– Robert Brault

“There are days in retirement that are the waking equivalent of a dreamless sleep, if you know what I mean.”
– Robert Brault

“There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.”
– Robert Half

“Retirement without the love of letters is a living burial.”
– Seneca

“It doesn’t take age to retire, it takes money.”
– Steve

“The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things.”
– Susan Miller

“There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won’t cure, but I don’t know many of them.”
– Sylvia Plath

“In retirement, every day is Boss Day and every day is Employee Appreciation Day.”
– Terri Guillemets

“Sometimes it’s hard to tell if retirement is a reward for a lifetime of hard work or a punishment.”
– Terri Guillemets

“If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don’t have to waste energy going back to pick it up.”
– Tommy Bolt

“A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.”
– Unknown

“A time to enjoy, a time to spend time with your family and a time to be with your friends – all comes with retirement”
– Unknown

“After retirement there are so many interesting ways to spend your time in your own way. Ways to keep you happy forever.”
– Unknown

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