Yet More Sayings And Quotes On Marriage

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“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”
– Henny Youngman

“To marry unequally is to suffer equally.”
– Henri Frederic Amiel

“Marriage: A word which should be pronounced “mirage”.”
– Herbert Spencer

“There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.”
– Homer

“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”
– Honore De Balzac

“One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul.”
– Honore De Balzac

“The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.”
– Honore De Balzac

“A man ought not to marry without having studied anatomy, and dissected at least one woman.”
– Honore De Balzac

“Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.”
– Irwin Corey

“Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.”
– Isadora Duncan

“Don’t marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can’t live without.”
– James C. Dobson

“A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.”
– James H. Boren

“Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.”
– Jean Kerr

“Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.”
– Jean Rostand

“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”
– Joey Adams

“All weddings are similar, but every marriage is different.”
– John Berger

“A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.”
– John Steinbeck

“A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.”
– Joseph Addison

“Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy that are preceded by a long courtship.”
– Joseph Addison

“Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.”
– Joseph Barth

“Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.”
– Joseph Joubert

“Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it.”
– Josh Billings

“What you are as a single person, you will be as a married person, only to a greater degree. Any negative character trait will be intensified in a marriage relationship, because you will feel free to let your guard down — that person has committed himself to you and you no longer have to worry about scaring him off.”
– Josh Mcdowell

“Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.”
– Joyce Brothers

“My husband and I have never considered divorce… murder sometimes, but never divorce.”
– Joyce Brothers

“One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.”
– Judith Viorst

“The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they’re right if you love to be with them all of the time.”
– Julia Child

“If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.”
– Katharine Hepburn

“Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.”
– Katharine Hepburn

“I’ve been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.”
– Lee Grant

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