Human Resources
One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources
Director was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul was met at the Pearly
Gates by St. Peter himself. Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in, it seems we have a
problem. You see, we've never had a Human Resources Director make it this far and we're not really sure what to
do with you."
"No problem, just let me in" said the woman.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're
going to do is
let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you
want to spend an eternity in."
"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay
in Heaven", said the woman.
"Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the
executive in an elevator and it went down to hell. The doors opened and she found Herself stepping out onto
the putting green of a beautiful
golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her
were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were all cheering for her. They ran
up and kissed her on both cheeks and
talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night
went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster
dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute)
and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. Everybody shook her hand and waved
good-bye as she got on the elevator.
The elevator opened at the Pearly Gates and she found St. Peter waiting for
her. She spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and
singing. She had a great time and before
she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.
"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in
heaven. Now choose your eternity," he said.
The woman replied: "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I
mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."
So
St .Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down back to Hell.
When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate
wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the
garbage and putting
it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. "I don't understand,"
stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster
and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all
my friends look miserable."
The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're staff..."
What looks attractive often isn't what is best for us.
Don't fall into traps you'll have difficulty getting out of.
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